i was in texas for the past fews days and as i was driving down highway 635 i saw a car pulled over on the shoulder of the road. it had a man's back and legs sticking out from underneath the hood of the car. on the bumper of this car was what seemed to be a wallpaper of bumper stickers all of the republican persuasion. i know the kind thing to do is the pull over and offer assistance... but im in texas- fuck no. (might i remind you of texas chainsaw massacre? not to mention that both movies in GrindHouse were apparently located in texas? and weren't one of the characters in brokeback mountain from texas? i rest my case.)
all i could think as i passed the man by was, 'where's your messiah now?............bitch.....'
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