Dear people-who-have-their-options-on-the-ass-if-their-car,
How are you? I am fine. Tell your mother I said hello.
so uhhh....wtf?
Why do you insist on expressing every opinion you have on the ass of the ass of your car, people-who-have-their-options-on-the-ass-if-their-car? Are you mute, people-who-have-their-options-on-the-ass-if-their-car? Are your thoughts and notions so important that your car just HAS to say it for you, people-who-have-their-options-on-the-ass-if-their-car? I'm fairly certain that if you are not intelligent enough to articulate your feeling on an item, then i assure you that a rectangular plastic sticker will not do any better of a job. Just so you'll know, people-who-have-their-options-on-the-ass-if-their-car, you can come talk to me directly on your political and religious views. Just give me a friendly honk while we are both waiting for that red light (between highway 635 and the 121 that takes forever to turn green) and I will be more than happy to roll down my window to exchange in a friendly chat*.
*this is where i would tell you to cram it
Hugs and kisses,
sam-rat
p.s.- you suck.
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I have two bumper stickers, I bought them in North Carolina. One says "Walk in Balance" and the other says "Johnny Cash is a friend of mine".
I still haven't actually put them on my car and that was *MONTHS* ago.
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