.....and on that last note.... a letter. ....you know who you are...

Dear people-who-have-their-options-on-the-ass-if-their-car,

How are you? I am fine. Tell your mother I said hello.

so uhhh....wtf?

Why do you insist on expressing every opinion you have on the ass of the ass of your car, people-who-have-their-options-on-the-ass-if-their-car? Are you mute, people-who-have-their-options-on-the-ass-if-their-car? Are your thoughts and notions so important that your car just HAS to say it for you, people-who-have-their-options-on-the-ass-if-their-car? I'm fairly certain that if you are not intelligent enough to articulate your feeling on an item, then i assure you that a rectangular plastic sticker will not do any better of a job. Just so you'll know, people-who-have-their-options-on-the-ass-if-their-car, you can come talk to me directly on your political and religious views. Just give me a friendly honk while we are both waiting for that red light (between highway 635 and the 121 that takes forever to turn green) and I will be more than happy to roll down my window to exchange in a friendly chat*.

*this is where i would tell you to cram it


Hugs and kisses,
sam-rat

p.s.- you suck.

G.Bu

i was in texas for the past fews days and as i was driving down highway 635 i saw a car pulled over on the shoulder of the road. it had a man's back and legs sticking out from underneath the hood of the car. on the bumper of this car was what seemed to be a wallpaper of bumper stickers all of the republican persuasion. i know the kind thing to do is the pull over and offer assistance... but im in texas- fuck no. (might i remind you of texas chainsaw massacre? not to mention that both movies in GrindHouse were apparently located in texas? and weren't one of the characters in brokeback mountain from texas? i rest my case.)

all i could think as i passed the man by was, 'where's your messiah now?............bitch.....'